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The only thing good about it is the diamond ring the wedding gifts and the honeymoon. Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes 1.

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. Quote Of The Day Feeds. Love doesnt need a wedding ring. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Funny Wedding Ring Engraving Quotes I am doing an engagement because I love rings. That way if it doesnt work out you havent wasted a whole day.

You get hitched you get cuffed but in love. Were also bound by a ring or in a boxing ring. Bob Phillips 0 In marriage there are no manners to keep up and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism.

Explore Wedding Ring Quotes by authors including Nicholas Sparks John Mayer and Erma Bombeck at BrainyQuote. Check out our funny quotes ring selection for the very best in unique or custom handmade pieces from our shops. Were also bound by a ring or in a boxing ring Bob Seger 4.

For couples with sharp wits and quick repartees then a funny phrase or quirky quote or saying from a favorite film or song engraved upon your wedding ring might be the ticket to a lifetime of smiling and laughing together. Happy Wife Happy Life Hook Line and Sinker. Charles Schulz Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.

4 The tradition of marriage is not the only way to love. Congrats for signing your life away You may be married but you dont have to grow up. Whenever youre right shut up.

Take your wedding rings seriously. Erma Bombeck 1 Love has been described as a three-ring circus. Congratulations on your wedding If my husband doesnt start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle Im turning around and doing it again Always get married early in the morning.

Funny wedding ring engraving quotes. 6 A mans engagement is shown by a wedding ring placed on his finger. The secret of a happy marriage remainsâ a secret.

Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity. Marriage is like a deck of cards. Happy Engagement Day my love.

With all the strength. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. At every stage and relationships in our lives were surrounded by rings of circumstances.

Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy Henry Kissinger To keep your marriage brimming with love in. First comes the engagement ring then the wedding ring and after that the suffering. 100 Reasons Counting A Deal is a Deal All the Feels Better Luck Next Time Better than Bacon Can I Keep You.

At every stage and relationships in our lives were surrounded by rings of circumstances. And having a good marriage takes even more work than winning a Super Bowl. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Rita Rudner American comedian 2.

Funzpictures Well Im not sure who would rally against this but why bother women should really do the shopping no. Comparing a ring to a handcuff is hilarious but its what it is. 3 Wear your wedding ring to show your affection for your spouse.

Wade Is Overturned 1. Bob Seger Love doesnt make the world go round. 2 A wedding band is a symbol of promise and commitment.

Never try to impress a woman because if you do shell expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. This is a ring exchange wording funny quote. Marion Davies Copy Peoples hands fascinate me.

Marriage is a conspiracy from Tiffany florists the diamond industry and Christian fundamentalists. To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup whenever youre wrong admit it. BrainyQuote has been providing inspirational quotes since 2001 to our worldwide community.

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But its my wedding ring that Im most proud of.

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